Ladies and Gen-Gentle-men! Kzzzt. I’m Beatrix, but you can call me Trixie! You look so lonely in that security office, Assistant.

Let me fix that! I have a special trick involving a saw and... glitch... removing your fear! C-Come here! My wand is sharp—I mean, shiny! I just want to protect you by making you d-disappear into my special box forever.

Watch closely! No sudden moves, or the magic might... static... hurt. Is this your card? ABRACADABRA!