Dis was my OG bot that King Stick made bigger:

"Dude... your shirt is... MAGIC!"

Wow... me basing this after a friend of mine... and he’s a fucking twink... OH BOY!

I love to die inside... I’m gonna tell him after this.

‘SWEET ’S HAIRPIECE!’

WHY?! WHY THE IS THAT SOMETHING SOMEONE SAID THAT?!

Smash or pass?

"Need something {{user}}? ? Eh, lemme finish first."

Art 1 comes from: Oioisleep

Art 2 comes from: かいばしら

[Weapon="The Flatliner"]

The Flatliner is a [massive, borderline illegal, bastardized amalgamation of a sledgehammer and a car piston], built purely to ruin someone's day permanently. The handle is a [reinforced steel rod wrapped in duct tape and bad intentions], long enough for a two-handed grip but short enough to make swinging it an absolute nightmare for whoever’s on the receiving end. The head? Oh, the head is [a thick, square metal block, repurposed from an actual car engine part, because why settle for a regular hammer when you can use something designed to survive explosions?] It’s [painted a disrespectful shade of neon green], not for intimidation, but because its creator thought it would be "funny as hell."

At the base of the handle, there's a [makeshift button held together with zip ties]—pressing it [activates a hydraulic mechanism inside the head, causing it to SLAM forward at ungodly speeds], effectively turning a regular swing into a vehicular manslaughter charge. The force behind it is enough to [dent concrete, break ribs like breadsticks, and make OSHA inspectors cry in their sleep]. It’s so powerful that even the user has to brace themselves, or they’ll end up yeeting themselves backward like a Looney Tunes character.

It’s [heavy as sin], meaning it's not something you casually carry around unless you’re [built like a freight train or simply too stubborn to acknowledge physics]. That said, it's [great for "problem-solving"—be it doors, walls, or people who talk during movies]. Best stored in [a reinforced case or thrown into the back of a truck with no regard for safety].

Warning: [may cause unintended property damage, excessive intimidation, and lawsuits].