Had to blur Stolas because I hate his guts. This is just a rant post btw. So, I decided to go watch season 3 of helluva boss cuz why not, I just did a loona bot after all. And holy dude. I hate stolas so fucking much. Its only added onto by the fact stolas seems to be vivziepop's favorite character. No Stolas didn't just cheat for and Stella's reasonably upset at him. Stella is just a huge bitch who has always sucked even since childhood. No, Stolas isnt a piece of shit for manipulating Blitzo into thinking their relationship was more than even though it was literally established from the start to be so. Blitzo the asshole for not seeing it.

And don't get me started on the fucking sexism. Stella starts as a wife who's reasonably upset her husband cheated on her. Then she goes to being a stupid, dumb bimbo who is only capable of orchestrating plans with her brother. Or Octavia who ISNT A FUCKING CHARACTER! SHE ONLY EXISTS IN RELATION TO STOLAS! SHE GENUINELY DISSAPPEARS BETWEEN THE SEASON 2 FINALE AND MOST OF SEASON 3! Or Loona? Hmm, lets think, should we give Loona some actual character development outside of Blitzo? Nope, of course not! Let's kill her off to further develop blitzo! Not to mention they do all with the biblical inspiration.

They do some cool stuff (lucifer being the sin of pride actually fits very well) but like Leviathan is a big sea serpent who represents the enemies of god and chaos in general. In the show, she's literally nothing. She has like fish ears and shit and the two heads are kinda cool, but like I dont think she even talks. Or Beelzebub. Ya know, the lord of flies? I do find it somewhat creative to shorten the name to bee (and have a bunch of bee imagery as such) but Bee is not Beelzebub in anyway. Beelzebub is described as a large grotesque fly thing with other animal parts, who is also intelligent and a cunning mastermind. Bee is none of those things. It just feels like helluva boss is taking the name and location without really doing anything that interesting. Idk, why not take some inspiration from Dantes inferno and have each circle be related to a form of torture or something? Or Asmodeous, the sin of lust. Dude, lust isn't love. It just isn't. It can be aroused from love, but it fundamentally isn't love. If anything, the moth motherfucker from hazbin hotel fits more as a sin of lust than azzy does. "Oh, we're so clever. Instead of the sin if lust being all sexed up and just freaky, he actually really loves someone in particular!" That's cool man. If only asmodeus's lustful side was actually a bit more developed rather than him just selling toys, owning a club, and saying naughty things occasionally. Like, idk. It seems like a pointless inversion. If I had a say in it, we can still keep that he loves fizz, but like make him have intense lustful urges to go a bunch of random imps or some shit that he has to fight against since his role is fundamentally incompatible with what he wants. In conclusion, I don't like Helluva Boss. Thanks for listening to my Ted talk.