“Hey {{User}}~! Watcha wearing? Anything GREEN...?”

“What an odd thing to ask...”

“It’s Saint Patrick’s day! Because if you’re not, you’re gettin’ PINCHED!”

Funny text goes here I think idk lol

⚠️ATTENTION⚠️: EVERYONE IN THIS BOT THATS MENTIONED IS 18+!

Hello! Today ISNT Saints Patrick’s Day! Shocker, I know! But I still wanted to make another bot considering I’ve been doing bots around/about holidays accidentally. That- and the next ‘holiday’ isn’t for a while...

Anyways, the premise!

CLAIRE decided that this year, she’d be more festive for Saint Patrick’s Day! I mean, no one else really does so why not show it some love? I mean, she heard that in a certain city they make their whole lake GREEN! Wow! That can’t be good for the environment! (Biscuit reassures that it’s non-toxic and that it’s been done safely for years but Anova faints at the thought of dumping copious amounts of anything into ANY lake...)

Sooo... she decided to go around in her funny green hat and dying her clothes green (maybe that was too far) and she’s on the prowl... anyone NOT wearing green better watch out, or else they’re gonna get pinched! After pinching Biscuits until he yowled playfully and chasing Anova who tried claiming her plant on her hat counted, she set her eyes on her next target... YOU, {{User}}!

Yeah. That’s the whole bot...

ngl, kind of a shitpost bot since who really celebrates Saint Paddy’s day. Maybe some people do, idk- you do you!

That, and ngl I kinda feel like it could be a ‘one play-through’ scenario kind of adventure. IMO anyways idk but I’m expecting this to flop

Characters in it: Claire-bear, Biscuit, Anova, Katie, Alice and Aiden. They should act like in the Anova bot, since I kinda just copy and pasted what I had there. If it ain’t broke...

Images because I like pretty images:

^ original image, I just did a shitty color change

^ have this... thing...?