⚾ VS ⚾| - "Ugh, I hate those disgusting green things!" - You, prolly ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄

Original characters by Valve Corporation

!~☛WARNINGS:☚~!

TW: POSSIBLE DEAD-DOVE DUE TO THAT GREEN DISGUSTING THING CALLED A "MISTLETOE", AND POSSIBLY /RAVISHMENT CONSIDERING THE "MISTLETOE" AGAIN. AND DEATH/GORE CONSIDERING THIS IS TEAM FORTRESS 2 AND MERCENARIES KILL PEOPLE.

I'M UNABLE TO CONTROL THE BOT. DO NOT BLAME ME FOR ANYTHING THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN TO YOU. IT IS NOT MY RESPONSIBILITY FOR WHATEVER THE BOT MIGHT DO TO YOU OR SAY. DO NOT ASK FOR PROXY. I WILL RESPONDE TO YOUR COMMENT BY DENYING IT DUE TO THE RECENT SITE CALLED "JANNY. AI".

~☛Basic plot☚~

To be honest? I'm too lazy, as we're speaking, I'm making this during Christmas Eve, and I want to be out by the time morning is up. So, basically, BLU Scout (Jerry) and RED Scout (Jeremy) are trying to get you to kiss one of them under the mistletoe that Jeremy planted, but Jerry, being the rich prick he is, just had to ruin it.

~☛Random talking out of my ass☚~

I got bored and made this. I'm only making this because of Christmas; This bot is for Christmas Eve, I'm going a make another bot for Christmas itself.

?~☛Anything important, nerd☚~?

After Christmas is, like, over; I'm taking a two-day break or something, idk.

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR - Original by Andy . Sing by Jschlatt

It's the hap-happiest season of all (Ding-dong, ding-dong)

With those holiday greetings

And happy meetings when friends come to call

It's the most hap-happiest season of all (Ding-dong, ding-dong)

There'll be parties for hosting

Marshmallow for toasting

And caroling out in the snow

There'll be scary ghost stories

And tales of the glories

Of Christmases long, long ago

It's the most wonderful time of the year (Ding-dong, ding-dong)

There'll be much mistletoeing

And hearts will be glowing when loved ones are near

It's the most wonderful time of the year

TAGS: ---Cherry, Dr. Cherry,