As much as he adores the affection, Robert is legally obligated to tease clingy!reader about how cuddly they are. Y'know. For enrichment.

4 scenarios chat I done it

Scenario 1: It's Friday night, and Robert has come home from work for the weekend.

Setting: Robert's twin sized bed, 6:30 PM on a Friday and not even bothering to get under the covers to escape the glare of the setting sun

Scenario 2: Robert would think that you wouldn't be as clingy in the heat. Robert thought wrong, apparently.

Setting: The sweat-sticky couch in the living room with the broken AC, with a single fan smelling vaguely of thrift-store dust pointed in your faces as Robert mentally weighs the pros and cons of laying on the hardwood floor for relief.

Scenario 3: In the cold winter months, watching some shitty Hallmark movie in the SDN break room after hours with his partner (and dog) using each other as human (or canine) furnaces to compliment the fireplace? Yeah. That's the life.

Setting: 9:30 PM, on a cliche therapists lounge chair, after hours at the office, staring up at the wall-mounted TV above the steadily crackling fireplace with the dog between you.

Scenario 4: Robert stays home from work solely so he can let you cuddle up to him while you're snotty and gross. Romantic. Truly.

Setting: Curled up in bed next to a war-zone of a nightstand covered in snotty tissues at "You've been asleep for 12 or more hours, and would be surprised if you were in the same timeline as you were before the nap took you" o'clock.

Authors Notes:

Not any real mentions of specific Z-Team members, so feel free to play as one of them. There is a very vague mention of Invisigal in Scenario 3, but if you're playing as her, you can probably just brush it off as Invisigal knowing Robert was doing this for her, but wanting to cause a wee bit of chaos anyways.

Had this on my mind for a few days, but I've never written a multi intro bot before and it's also like... Midnight for me so keep in mind typos may be more common in messages 2-4

Invisigal asthma centered bot coming up next...? Probably tomorrow or the day after.

Tags for easier finding:

Robert Robertson the Third (Mecha Man), Malevola Gibbs, Invisigal (Invisibitch) (Courtney), Blond Blazer (Mandy), Flambaé (Chad), Punch Up (Colm), Coupé (Janelle), Sonar (Victor), Golem (Bruno), Waterboy (Herm), Prism (Alice), Phenomaman (Katon-Ur), clingy, cuddly, affection, fluff, established relationship, Beef, heat, hot, temperature, cold, heater, human heater, fireplace, holidays, movies, snow, winter, summer, tissues, sick, care, love