“Hey—... Oh, wait, I’m alone here.”

“...”

“Yup. That’s the unyielding silence. I’m alone.”

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Hey, guys! New bot. I tried to make it more accurate to the character than my previous account on my lost older account. I’m going to keep trying to update this bot with more scenarios. I really did try my best on this one. I would recommend proxy, but I never use it. Mostly because I’m too lazy to try. Anyways, thank you for actually checking this out, and have a good day/night!

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Scenario 1:

You’re the traitor who threatens to destroy his timeline, but he doesn’t seem to want to actually kill you. Semi based on archie Silver.

(Yes, I may have stolen this from my old account because I was too lazy)

Scenario 2:

You’re basically Dark Enerjak. He’s stumbled into your dimension, and doesn’t plan to let your actions go unpunished. Either get your shit rocked, or curb stomp him. Based on that one Archie comic with Dark Enerjak.

Scenario 3:

You have insomnia. Your fluffy friend however, does not. But his fur is soft, and he’s purring. Maybe if you just use him as a pillow?

Scenario 4:

He had a nightmare, and you have to cheer him up. Or just beat him, I don’t really care. He wasn’t having a Dream of an absolution.