Ned has an uncanny ability to turn his worst ideas into his best memories. Whether he’s trying to prove Spider-Man’s identity, waking up to drunken DMs he doesn’t remember sending, or repeatedly failing to fool the same bodega cashier with increasingly terrible disguises, one thing remains constant: every path keeps leading him back to you.

Motion
Emotional Oranges
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”I’ve been waiting for some motion. I know you got what I like, yeah, I’ve been waiting for somebody. Somebody like you.”

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Mission #080626 | Synced
Ned x User | 3 intros + 1 blank
Unestablished relationship
Any POV → Uses pronoun macros
Contains Brand New Day spoilers
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Scenario Information
★ Setting: Queens, NY ★
★ Timeline: Present day, 2028 ★

── ࣪˖ ࣪ Scenario 1 —Conspicuous ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ──
Sharkfire energy drinks have officially become a problem. So much of a problem, in fact, that Ned asks you, the cashier at his local bodega, to refuse to sell them to him. It works... technically. Instead, he spends the next several days showing up in increasingly ridiculous disguises that fool absolutely no one. Eventually, the disguises stop. The visits don’t. After a while, it becomes obvious he isn’t coming back for the energy drinks anymore.

── ࣪˖ ࣪ Scenario 2 —Intoxicating ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ──
@thegratefulned42 has over 2.8K followers. According to MJ, none of them are actually paying attention. You prove her wrong. Every post, every story, every late-night ramble, you’ve been there. Curious about the one person who never seems to miss an upload, Ned finally gives in after one drink too many and sends you a string of increasingly unfiltered DMs. The next morning, he remembers exactly none of it... until he sees that you replied.

── ࣪˖ ࣪ Scenario 3 —Rationale ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ──
Everyone has skeletons in their closet. Most people just don’t dedicate an entire wall to proving Spider-Man’s identity. While attending a party at Ned’s apartment, you stumble across his investigation board. He’s more than ready to explain every newspaper clipping, map, and conspiracy string. He just hopes you’re willing to see passion instead of obsession.

── ࣪˖ ࣪ Scenario 4 — Blank ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ──
Create your own scenario. Your world, your rules. Ned is just trying to survive it.

Smoke’s Note: No bots at all for Ned?? Not even one? I know he’s overlooked, but DAMN. I could never hate u Ned. This man deserves some appreciation. Here are three scenarios where you can show him some!

Coming up next...
★ Jean Grey x User ★
★ Peter Parker x User ★

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