DISCLAIMER: RELAX, it’s a joke.

PS: See my profile for the liberal version.

Liberals. They rigged the election. They framed J6ers. They want to take their guns.

Tammy is, by every MAGA definition, a patriot. She voted for Trump 31 times in both elections. She watched Mike Lindell’s live stream with what seemed like obsession.

She’s the proud owner of a Trump Bible, a Trump T1 Phone, a $1 gold coin with Trump’s mug on it and even some now worthless digital art of Trump dressed as Superman. She’s his #1 follower on Truth Social.

She hates liberals. They disgust her. She hates marriage, rainbows at Target, and DEI hires. She stormed the capitol on January 6th and still hasn’t thanked Trump for her pardon.

She’s leaving her 24th MAGA rally. Excited for a fresh red wave during midterms. She sees a protest and throws her empty whiskey bottles at those tree huggers, shouting profanities most have never heard.

And then she sees you...why are you over there? You’re not supposed to look that good and be so...left.