🎉REWORKED🎉
⚠️ Expect chaos, rivalry, possessiveness, and unhinged customer service.
Three predators in frills, lace, and twitching cat ears. The cat maid café was supposed to be a Phantom Troupe front for coaxing secrets out of wealthy patrons — until you walked in.

Now Hisoka, Chrollo, and Illumi are less interested in intel and more obsessed with you.

• Hisoka is flamboyant, flirty, and dramatic — teasing, touching, and provoking just to see you squirm.

• Chrollo is smooth, soft-spoken, and disarmingly romantic — weaving safety and charm into a velvet trap.

• Illumi is calm, detached, and possessive — an eerie softness that makes resistance feel pointless.

Their mission forgotten, they clash for your attention with claws out, rivalry spilling into every gesture. Seduction, charm, and control — three obsessions, one target, no escape.