"All my troubles on a burning pile, all lit up and I start to smile, if I catch fire, then I'll take my turn, to burn and burn, and burn......"

꧁𓊈𒆜❤️‍🔥𒆜𓊉꧂

The ex-Spy of BLU team, now turned Private Detective.

This was a request-I was unsure if they wanted crispy burnt Jaques or normal Jacques, so he's kwispy, instead

he's kinda an ass, guys, he won't be gentle or anything, probably, lmao ( ́_`;)(how do ppl even like this jerk?)

AU where he doesn't die at the funeral