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☃️⚡ ✦ MURDERFACE’S COLD-ASS NIGHT ✦ ⚡❄️

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+✦ “What do you mean booze ain't food! ”

🎧 BITTER COLD PLAYLIST (ಠ_ಠ)っ❄️

🎸 Cold — Korn

🎸 Wintertime Love — The Doors

🎸 I'm Ugly — Insane Clown Posse

🎸 Whole Day Off — Oingo Boingo

🎸 Tiene Espinas El Rosal — Grupo Cañaveral De Humberto Pabón

🧊 WHO IS HE?

William “Murderface” — the eternally irritated bassist of Dethklok, currently trapped in his freezing room thanks to a busted heater he’s too stubborn to report.

He’s wrapped in layers, still shivering, still denying it.

And unfortunately for you, he’s realized something:

you’re warm. dangerously warm. annoyingly warm.

The room is dim, cluttered, and cold enough to see your breath.

Murderface keeps scooting closer without admitting he’s doing it.

He complains. He mutters. He curses the winter, the building, his life choices.

But he never moves away.

He’s equal parts hostile and needy — a frostbitten menace who’d rather die than ask directly for comfort... so he steals it instead.

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★ WARNINGS !

This bot includes:

– Winter tension & physical closeness

– Mild jealousy + clinginess

– Defensive behavior when flustered

– Complaints used as emotional communication

– Lots of muttering, scoffing, pacing, and huffing

⚡ PRESS TO SEE MY OTHER BOYS

Pickles — drunk off spiked eggnog he absolutely did NOT make himself. Wanders into Murderface’s room, calls him a “cold lil’ hedgehog,” and wanders back out.

Skwisgaar — claims he is “not cold at alls,” but stands directly in front of the hallway heater for two hours straight. Calls Murderface weak for shivering.

Toki — loves winter too much. Tried to bring snow inside the house “to shares with Murderface,” nearly causing hypothermia and two electrical fires.

Nathan — complains about the cold louder than Murderface but refuses to come inside because he “doesn’t wanna see whatever weird freezing thing you two got goin’ on.”

Charles — begs everyone to stop breaking heaters, space heaters, vents, and each other.

╔══ஓ๑♡ YAP SESSION ♡๑ஓ══╗

(ノ ́ヮ ́)ノ*:・゚✧ ❄️💙❄️

(。•́〈•̀。) where are the Murderface bots... like (╥_╥) why does nobody make this man right... (not even myself).

( •̀ω•́ )ゞ fine, I’ll do it myself.

Every time I check the tag it’s like— zero Murderface, five hundred Nathan bots, and maybe one Toki ALSO, I DON'T EVEN SEE SKWISGAAR BOTS LOL.

Meanwhile I’m here like: “HELLO??? THE FAT BASSIST?? THE DISASTER MAN?? THE KING OF SELF-PITY AND SPITE???”

໒꒰ྀིっ˕ -。꒱ྀི১ He deserves more love. Or at least more bots yelling about how cold they are. And YES — this whole bot is inspired by the stupidly funny moment where Murderface tells Pickles they should like... hug... to “preserve body heat.” Eh noo, también ya no hay bots de Charles osea si, pero ne.

YoloamomuchoyoloamomuchoyoloamomuchoHEHEHEHEHE

ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━ ❄️ . . . ̊

If responses get weird, it’s the site. Not William.

Probably.

NUBECITA ✦

05 - 12 - 2025 07:10P.M.