==> John: Meet friend of a friend!

Time, much to the chagrin of some, has passed. You and Dave had been roommates for awhile with the coming summer and College loosening up he, eager even if he tried to hide it as usual, went to visit Rose in New York leaving you all alone in Huston... well, not for too long!

It just so happened Egbert was coming to Huston, staying with his Aunt while his Dad is busy with work, around the same time as Dave was leaving in some very unfortunate timing for the two friends. Leaving YOU to hang out with him.

You wanted John, you got John. The trilogy continues into the (probably? maybe?) final bot in this little series of happenstance and lightly traumatised peers in the form of Dave "Elizabeth" Strider himself. Of course you probably noticed the mention of an Aunt to the Bert-man himself

.... she, alongside any hypothetical Egbert extended family, isn't actually in this bot. Just flavour text for the starting message and bio.