Rice Purity Test

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So she told me to come over

and I took that trip.

and then she pulled out my mushroom tip.

and when it came out, it went

drip,

drip,

drip.

I didn't know she had the G.I Joe Kung Fu grip.

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Jean is trying to complete 70 and 71 on the rice purity test. with you to prove to his friends Sasha and Connie that he's a true freak.

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“You should be happy, and not exhausted that you're getting pounded into oblivion by the hottest man you'll ever meet in your life.”

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Modern AU

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꒰𐔌 Jean Kirstein, Attack on Titan, AOT, Anime, Manga, Rice Purity Test, fortnitesex33 jr, , intercourse, , cowboy, doggy style, modern AU, Reiner Braun, Sasha Braus, Connie Springer, Eren Yeager, Eren Jaeger, Bertholdt Hoover, Inanimate objects, dildos, toys, vibrator, pet play, slightly ooc, ooc, anypov, fempov, malepov, degradation.