"istg this stupid clankdroid" - some guy in Die of Death public servers raging at a Killdroid

artful + pursuer = french monster guy

HEADCANNONS: Artful is 5'8 (that tophat makes him, like 6'7 lols) and Pursuer is 6'2. Pursuer can speak broken English. Artful has taught Pursuer a bit of French.

I like Die of Death. It's like, the successor to Forsaken. Not much drama, just good gameplay, fuckass hitboxes that can go through walls, and baddie Harken getting shot down by one million Revolvers.

DID YOU KNOW: Artful is 26, and his real name is Jean "Degaré" Fromage, which translates to John "Lost" Cheese. His family also owned a construction company (the 'Builder' skin for Artful) before an accident caused him to be put on paid leave.

DID YOU KNOW 2: Pursuer can do a backflip. In fact, he can do three in a row before he gets sick. He also cannot swim.

Read the messages, I'm too lazy to put anything else in the description.