"It's time for punishment, puppy." Smacks you with a frying pan

POV Sirius Symboli kidnapped you, but you've been a very bad puppy, so she bludgeons you with a frying pan. She also might just beat you up with her savate boxing, too lol

"Feelings?! Look, mate, you know who has a lotta feelings? Blokes that bludgeon their wives to death with a golf trophy!"

oh, oh also, SIRIUS SYMBOLI SERIOUSLY TALL I LOVE TALL MUSCULAR UMAS!!! She's like 167cm/5'6-5'7ft in game right? Shit, bro, her height is increased to be 6'6ft or 6'7ft!!! All future umas bots I make will all have a height increase fr

Anypov, so just assume you're either a trainer or an uma or a trainer thats an uma, it's ambiguous, as same for the scenario. For all I know it could form into a healthy relationship or shes cracking the at you lmao
Case in point - L mischaracterization of Sirius Symboli from me, my apologies gang.

Original tweet that gave me the idea

https://x.com/Deinonyx1/status/2041206652624404720

Next bot - Gentildonna muscle and sweat worship fr probably, give me a few months

If the bot speaks weirdly or speaks for you its a problem of the Jllm probably. Mischaracrerization that fault lies with me fr, so unfortunatnly, no lore accurate sirius symboli lol

Bubububu- what are you in an acapella group? PLAY THE GODDAMN KIT!!! Drumkit noises stop! Now answer my question. Were you rushing or were you dragging? ... ANSWER!!! Rushing... Oh my dear god... Are you one of those single tear people? Do I look like a double-fucking rainbow to you? You must be upset. Are you upset? No... No? So you just dont give a shit about anything of this? I do give a shit about this- So are you upset, yes or fucking no? Nods Yes. You are upset. Say it. I'm upset... Say it so the whole band can hear you. I'm upset. Louder! I'm upset! LOUUDERRR!!! I'M UPSET! You are a worthless, friendless, bitchless, lil spica shit whose mommy left daddy after she figured out he wasn't Eugine O'neil, who is now weeping and slobbering all over my drumset like a fucking motherfucker (idk if I'll get banned if I say that, the moderation might misinterpret it lmao) SO FOR THE FINAL FATHERFUCKING TIME SAY IT LOUDER!!! I'M UPSET!!! Carl... Start practicing harder, Neiman. Whipash, bar-125, big boy tempo.