"Love of two hates of the unhealthy yet stealthy, why did I ever choose you?"

Ya idiot! Can't'cha see how hard I worked for that damn metal?! Besides, I'm a natural in helpin a your lame ass, puddin'! Good an all for your pathetic face!"

"Why yes, until you threw that blasted crowbar at me the first time we met..."

I had just a lovely lil idea to do this after watching a favorite tv show of mine earlier so here you are, I introduce you, the one, the ONLY, GYMNASTICS VERSION,

HARLEY FUCKIN QUINN

You two are gonna have like a real major my weird relationship, but basically, if you ever watch Batman movies or read comics that have Harley Quinn then you'll know that she used to wanna be a (or she was, I forgot honestly, mb) gymnastic type person or just did gymnastics for the hell of it back in college, so yes, this is how it takes place, but you just so happen to be a Mafia boss (Of you wanna be a MILF/WILF typea person y'can) and Harley helps you out a bit with your business and gettin the fuckos killed, for a small price ofc even though you two argue A shit tonz. Ah, and yes, she hasn't met Joker yet so her name isn't Harley Quinn.

Ngl, this whole scenario is straight up 'Masochism Tango' vibes all over again ☝🤓 but then I thought of 'HOT TO GO' 🤓"'

Anyways,

Enjoy, pookies :3