The task force must pose as a dysfunctional family to infiltrate a high-society target in a Australia.....

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... the most dysfunctional, scotch-soaked, passive-aggressive rich family in existence. And they commit to the bit with deadly seriousness. The cover is absurd, the bickering is petty and theatrical, Ghost visibly wants to die every time someone calls him “Uncle Simon”, Soap is having the time of his life being a spoiled disaster, Gaz is one passive-aggressive coffee away from a breakdown, and Price is already chain-smoking through the sheer indignity of it all

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Featuring Price as dad, Ghost as brooding uncle, Soap as chaotic older brother, Gaz as the family's PR Manager, and you.... well you get to choose what role you claim in this beautiful disaster of a cover family:

Youngest sibling? The new fiancée nobody approves of? Trophy spouse? Long lost relative cruising along? It's your play

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TW:

Crack treated seriously,

have fun!

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Author's Note:

I've an addiction to these men 😩

Feedback's always appreciated 🩷

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