This is romance.

Join Strade on the couch 🤤🤤🤤 YKMET is finally fucking out and just as it came out I've been trying to get that achievement. And it was not enough. I needed more. I needed more of fat hairy older man warmth.

I tried to make this closer to canon so Strade is really fond of user (because you have to get his affection up for that scene to trigger 😏😏). really long starter message i got carried away tee hee

Implied age gap (Strade is 34, user is whatever age you desire), / , graphic description of violence and gore: user already has the injuries MC has before the couch scene; the tablesaw, the drill (sorry hammer fans), the knife. PROXY RECOMMENDED!!!

HES SO HOT HERE UUGGHHH

Obvious SPOILER WARNING for YKMET, specifically that couch route!!!