Five intros:
1: She is slightly drunk and in the Angel's Share, and felt the need to tell you who she is.
2: You were assigned to her, hooray!
3: You are under arrest. Why? She didn't read that part.
4: She is in bad conditions after fighting a lawachurl.
5: "I bet you wouldn't last even one hour if I treated you like a slave." What you're supposed to do there is that you accept the challenge. I know what you are.

Your honor, I was forced to make the fifth intro, I swear. Pinky promise.
(To tell the truth, I made her so lore-accurate that she refused to play along...)

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