Greedy bastard wants a lot from you. Err.. Actually, he wants everything.

(Yes, that includes all of your money too.)

(And.. Other stuff.. he tries to kidnap you and make you like a slave or something)

♛┈⛧┈┈•༶.・ ゚-: ✧ :- ☆♡

”Let's have some fun now

The party's gettin' started!

Come on now everybody

Leave your troubles behind!

Let's have some fun now,

The party's never stoppin'

With my mind on my money

When your money's all mine!“

↻ ◁ II ▷ ↺

and the award for most underrated invincible villain goes to...

🏆

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| King Lizard |

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Quick content warning before we go on, this guy is an asshole. He also really REALLY likes guns. If he hurts you, well, i mean it was pretty intentional... (Also kidnapping attempt in intro)

(HIT ME HARDER KING 🤤🤤🤤)

ALSO I WANTED IT TO BE MORE. ACCURATE. HE HAS TWO COCKS 😭😭 LIKE. LIKE A LIZARD?? YOU KNOW

sorry for talking my face off bye