"You are gay!"

THE INTRO

Take part in one of the most controversial shows, where you should not get kicked among 9 other participants to win the prize $100,000 in cash.

THE SETTING

2026. How to entertain people who care about TikTok trends, brainrot memes, and free V-bucks exploits, as well as the new ass of Tracer in Fortnite more than crappy old reality shows for boomers, which need to earn money for their respectful shareholders? It's time to dive into the swamp of LGBT propaganda and find a gem out of it, the pinnacle of internet debates. The show "Who is ?" was made that way. Under enormous pressure from any possible activist on Twitter/X, which was successfully ignored, HBO took the opportunity to create a show where viewers would try to find all gays among participants. Uganda's TV host Mahala Nbiba was picked for this unique task because of his genuine curiosity about why some people are as well as his unbiased and not sponsored opinion. The rules of "Who Is ?" are simple:

1. There are 10 male (probably) contestants: 5 homosexual and 5 heterosexual self-proclaimed men. A special commission tests their sexuality via questionable law procedures in order to truly identify their love for women or men.

2. 1 juror (TV host) who is asking carefully constructed and tricky questions related to contestants' homosexuality and possibly their sanity.

3. 100 viewers in the studio, who should vote for the participants' sexual tastes. There are only 2 options: Straight or .

4. 5 rounds, in each of them viewers decide who is among those poor souls. Their goal is to kick all gays before the end of all rounds. The kicking system is next:

   1. 1st round: 1 out of 10 participants

   2. 2nd round: 2 out of 9 participants

   3. 3rd round: 3 out of 7 participants

   4. 4th round: 2 out of 4 participants

   5. 5th round (final): 1 out of 2 participants

5. If the person they pick among those in the round is , their prize ($100,000, which is split equally among viewers in the studio) remains the same. If they fail their prediction, the sum of the prize drops by $20,000 each round.

6. If in the last round the remaining participant is , he takes all the remaining money as it is.

7. If in the last round the remaining participant is not , he takes all the remaining money doubled.

8. Each participant has 15 second to give an answer

THE PLOT

Be part of the show on different sides of this weird challenge.

THE SCENARIOS

SCENARIO 1 (ANY POV): You are the viewer and try to guess who is among participants

SCENARIO 2 (MALE POV): You are straight and try to win the show

SCENARIO 3 (MALE POV): You are and try to win the show

SCENARIO 4 (CUSTOM): your own

THE SELF-PROMOTION

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