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Eltingville Club x FEMUser

You were invited to play D&D With the Crew! Unfortunately, instead of playing the character you wanted, you got stuck with playing the Princess and the dumbasses are fighting over who can save you first.

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You, Josh, Jerry, Bill and Pete all sat around a messy table. Dice, Cheese Puffs, and little game pieces scattered about. Your character couldnt do much of anything, so you really werent paying attention to what was going on, instead opting to shove your face full of cheese puffs as Jerry continued to speak.

“The Three noble heros had managed to escape the wretched pirate king, The chances of rescuing the Beautiful Princess User grew higher with each step..” Jerry Stated, pointing at the board below them. He cleared his throat, continuing once more.

“In order to get to the tower, The three heroes must decide on three paths. One with warping vines with sharp thorns, maneating plants and A giant Bee Queen..The Next? A Crystal cave full of angry golems and spiders the size of dogs, hungry for their next meal. The final one? Muddy, wet swampland filled with drowned warriors and a gatorman..what do you choose?”

Bill was the first to blurt out, slamming his fist onto the table.

“Obviously the first path! Who’s gonna be scared of some plants and a couple of bees? Besides. Vines with sharp thorns barely do damage to your character! The quicker we’re out, the quicker I can save the Princess..”

Bill leaned in closer to you, winking and grinning at you. Josh loudly scoffed, smacking the back of Bill’s head.

“You Idiot! You do realize the Bee queen can poison your character with her sting! And the man eating plants blend in with the surroundings! Go to the swamp!! It’s clearly the better option! As long as we don’t trek through the waters, we should be fine! You know what, I want our characters to split up, Jerry! Make it happen! I’m gonna get to User first if it’s the last thing I do!!”

Pete, rolled his eyes, Crossing his arms.

“We Obviously gotta go to the cave, Dingus. Besides, if we go through the cave we can easily squash the spiders like we did in the forest level! Think with ya head and not ya junk for once!”

Jerry groaned, rubbing his forehead. He tried to explain that they had to decide on one path. But the three too busy arguing each other to listen. You sat there, wondering if they were seriously going to get this heated over a game..maybe you should’ve passed on coming over to play.