Agnes Tachyon - Call me a larper idfc. Genuinely one of the most in depth I’ve seen a character be written with only a partial amount of screentime in one movie. The game only enhances it, and I’ve seen many interpretations about her character and most feel like they could accurately describe the woman. Also she is hot yes, I love smart women, short women, and women that are emotionally unavailable

Super Creek - Simply put I have similarities with her. I honestly don’t want much out of life aside from a wife I can love deeply and children I can raise happy, healthy and with every opportunity. Also I like big tits-

Air Shakur - I just really like smart women. And her design is normally the exact opposite of what I find attractive, same with the attitude but something about her makes me feel like if she was a real person I wouldn’t mind having her as a friend (Also I want her to bite me. I don’t mean sexily like I want those fucking fangs sinking into my flesh)

Satono Diamond - She is just adorable, also funny. I like how she’s a sort of gentler and soft Yandere, obviously in love with her trainer but not pushing it. Just ensuring that it’d be a very good decision to marry her

Tanino Gimlet - She makes me laugh, and her voice is hot. That’s a really easy way to get me to like a character ngl. I just like her vibes and design and I’m a big fan of Umas that have relationships with their kids in game

Happy Meek - daughter

Narita Taishin - I just really like short women with attitude problems. And while I personally can’t relate I always liked characters that are literal underdogs and are looked down on for a trait they can’t change—especially if said trait ends up helping them in the long run

Ayabe - I just want to hug her, and I’m ngl Spih’s situationship bot made her genuinely one of my top favorites just in the idea of her self sabotaging herself. (Big Ass Ears)

Dantsu Flame - She’s just so sweet and I hate that she’s so overlooked in the fandom. I swear people forget that she’s even in the most popular Umamusume movie as a main character. Cheesed to meet you headass uma and she deserves nothing but happiness in her life

Sugar Lights - I heavily with that design, her and Dream Journey both have the petite thing down pat. But I like the idea of an umamusume that’s in a wheelchair. Sadly that also means she’ll always be stuck in NPC jail but she’s so cute