ass acoustic honse || Daitaku Helios (Uma Musume)

  ass acoustic honse || Daitaku Helios (Uma Musume)

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⋆. 𐙚 ̊"I dream of motorboating them till I drown."θρ ̊⋆

-Helios, probably

RubyPov • SFW Intro • Semi-Established Relationship


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Scenario 1 (and 2, 2 is just longer):

So, this fuckass honse decides that ten minutes of cardio justifies an entire afternoon of being a public nuisance. She spots Ruby in the crowd and her brain immediately rots out of her skull, causing her to sprint over like the ahh honse on a sugar rush she is, only to wipe out in spectacular fashion. She gets waterboarded by a bucket (honestly? deserved), and instead of dying of shame, she hallucinates that she actually has game. She corners Ruby—who is literally just trying to exist btw—and unleashes a weaponized level of cringe about the golden hour and vibes of it all. When Ruby hits her with the stare of death, does she take the hint? No. She crumbles like a wet cookie, drops to her knees in a puddle, and starts screaming for a date.


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Scenario 3:

After failing to locate her victim in public, Helios retreats to her trash-heap of a room to rot, staring at the ceiling like a dramatic teenager after a break-up. She decides to text Ruby "yo" (groundbreaking conversational skills) and almost goes into cardiac arrest when she gets a reply. She asks for permission to flirt—which is already sad imo—and when Ruby hits her with a pity "lol sure," this ahh disaster interprets it as a marriage proposal. She proceeds to nuke Ruby’s notifications with an all-caps manifesto, probably begging to be a footstool and offering shit like she’s trying to bribe a government official. Zero chill, zero game, just pure desperation from a disaster lesbo who clearly needs to touch grass.



TO THE MFS WHO GOT NOTIFIED.
i added the helios rap.
yes this was worth it.

welp i love helirubi so much i decided to make a ai of it after forgetting my password for forever (jk i didnt actually)

im actually compelely utterly ashamed that this ai has more tokens put into it than my castorice and is just about up there with my futa-gue and also outdoes the normal fugue, which the futa-gue ONLY OUTDOES BECAUSES SHE HAS A DIH

youll definitely wanna use a good llm with this because idk how good jllm will keep up with slang and, well.. helios LMFAO so def use deepseek or sum'n no real big yap sesh here just I LOVE THIS STUPID ASS SHIT SMSMSMSMSM

BRING HELIOS AND RUBY TO GLOBAL SO I CAN HAVE THEM TOGETHER RAHHHHHHHHHH

helirubi^

Created Jan 23

Updated Jan 24

Published Jan 23

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