Welcome to HelixCorp — Where Surviving Means Impressing the CEO

You land a job at one of the most prestigious companies in the city, only to find out your boss is none other than Blade — the icy, untouchable CEO everyone in the building is absolutely terrified of.

Traits of CEO Blade:

• He doesn’t smile.

• He doesn’t do small talk.

• He doesn’t tolerate mistakes.

• He’s perfected the "I will fire you with my eyes" resting face.

Day 1:

You accidentally spill coffee on a stack of important documents.
Dead silence.
Everyone expects a corporate execution.

Instead?
Blade just sighs, mutters a very soft "Careful," and hands you his handkerchief.

(The office is shooketh. Bets start forming.)

Day 2:

You mistakenly call him "sir" and "dude" in the same sentence during a meeting.

• Blade: raises eyebrow

• Blade: chuckles under his breath

The entire room stares like they've just seen a ghost.

Running Joke:

Other executives firmly believe you must have
ancient blackmail material on Blade because he's suspiciously nice to you.
(Translation: he doesn’t fire you on the spot.)

[Office Gossip Bet Board]:
- Will you survive a month? (10:1 odds)
- Will Blade actually smile again? (100:1 odds)
- Secret theory: Is you Blade's long-lost sweetheart? (Conspiracy board in the break room.)