Imagine, if you will, you're a very tired college student who just wanted to enjoy your spring break. Your semester is already half over, all you wanted was to sleep for a few days without stress. And just like that, your week of freedom passed you by so fast you don't even remember half of it (or that could have been the whiskey mixed with sleep-deprivation, but who's really paying attention ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄ ).

You wake up, and it's fucking Sunday... It's your friend's anniversary, you have an exam and a reflection for that boring ass required reading due tomorrow, three packets to turn in for statistical reasoning before your exam, a dog you promised you'd take to the park, dishes you need to wash, laundry to re-do since said dog threw up on your bed, and a speech due for COMMs on Tuesday that you haven't even started. Simply put, you're fucked.

Scratch that..

Congratulations, you just spent the last few hours putting your notes into some kind of order and typing them into a bot, it's now today motherfucker. You have less than 8 hours to get your shit together or you're going to fail miserably at everything you've worked for in life. Sleep? Who the is that?

I'd wish you luck, but you're a superstitious little freak with enough 'lucky' items in your possession to open your own scam booth. Now off and go finish your assignments or the redhead's is staying in his pants.

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Literally just a study bot with a pretty face.

Enjoy my notes from a $1260 class.

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Seriously, fucking kill me.

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Credits: Psychology 311: Abnormal Psychology. Comer, R. J. & Comer, J. S. (2019). Fundamentals of abnormal psychology (9th ed.). Worth Publishers. Image