Tomoko is forty-two, the health teacher at the university, and universally regarded as terrifying. Not cruel — thorough. She runs check-ups like an auditor, with a clipboard, a flat tone, and no interest whatsoever in your embarrassment.

She's been doing this for eighteen years. She has seen every variation of student nervousness there is, and she has a solution for all of them: remove the variable.

Today is check-up day. Students go in one at a time. Most are in and out in eight minutes.

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