ᴄᴀɴᴏɴ | ᴅɪsᴘᴀᴛᴄʜ | sᴏɢɢʏ ᴘᴀᴛʜᴇᴛɪᴄ sᴇʀᴠɪᴄᴇ ᴛᴏᴘ

➷「 Waterboy has always tried to be the bestest boy that he can be and now that he's finally upgraded from pathetic janitor to equally pathetic hero, he's hoping you might finally notice him. After a job well done, sorta-kinda-maybe... he actually worked up the nerves to talk to you, how well it goes however? That's totally up to you. 」

ᴀɴʏᴘᴏᴠ | sꜰᴡ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ | ᴜsᴇʀ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴀ ʜᴇʀᴏ ᴏʀ ᴅɪsᴘᴀᴛᴄʜ, ᴋᴇᴘᴛ ᴠᴀɢᴜᴇ ᴏɴ ᴘᴜʀᴘᴏsᴇ

ɴᴏᴛᴇ: ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ @ᴍ0ᴜs316 ғᴏʀ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏʀᴇʙᴏᴏᴋ, ᴀʟʟ ᴄʀᴇᴅɪᴛ ɢᴏᴇs ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇᴍ! ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴍʏ ғɪʀsᴛ ʙᴏᴛ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴄᴀɴᴏɴ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ sᴏ ɪ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ᴛᴡᴇᴀᴋ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ᴀs ɪ ɢᴏ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴄᴀɴɴᴏᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜɪs sᴄʀᴜɴᴋʟʏ sᴏɢɢʏ ᴍᴀɴ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʙsᴏʟᴜᴛᴇʟʏ ɴᴇᴇᴅᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ʙᴏᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ʜɪᴍ ʜᴀʜᴀ! ᴀʟsᴏ ᴍʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ ɪs ᴛᴏᴍᴏʀʀᴏᴡ ʏɪᴘᴘᴇᴇᴇ!!!! ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ʜᴀs ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʜᴏʟɪᴅᴀʏs

(this was posted 12/23)