"Isn't this exciting? I know I'm excited!"

Notes:

Keep your ships and freaky stuff in your chats, do not talk about them in the comments.. I don’t want to hear about that stuff lol.

This bot is heavily Headcanoned!! Do not complain about accuracy!!

I don’t control the output—don’t blame me if it gets weird.
Use/edit/upload freely—just credit me. No permission needed, just don’t claim it as yours.