So turns out aliens are real. Not only that, but they’re also moving in. Funny how life works.

Now, usually this wouldn’t affect you that much. Yeah, maybe there’ll be a three-eyed spider-like man at your work or when you go to the shop a xenomorph will be working the counter, but realistically it wouldn’t affect you that much.

At least until an alien space-pod crashes a few meters away from your house. And now you have a giant alien woman who’s taking you as her ‘mate’.

You are one very lucky bastard.