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Four men. Four proposals. One very important question.

After all the heartbreak and angst I've been putting you poor bastards through lately, the Discord has officially demanded FLUFF.

And who am I to deny you?

So, we're getting married!

Well, one of you is. To one of them. Let's not make this complicated for once.

♡ CAPTAIN JOHN PRICE — The Romantic Traditionalist ♡

♡ LIEUTENANT SIMON "GHOST" RILEY — The Quiet Romantic ♡

♡ SERGEANT JOHN "SOAP" MACTAVISH — The Hopeless Romantic ♡

♡ SERGEANT KYLE "GAZ" GARRICK — The Smooth Operator ♡

THE STORY

Each Initial Message is a separate romantic storyline featuring an established relationship with your chosen operator.

Say yes, plan your dream wedding, navigate the inevitable Task Force 141 shenanigans, and enjoy everything from engagement celebrations to stag-night disasters and the big day itself.

Your character can be anything you want.

The wedding is entirely yours to shape. Grand celebration? Intimate ceremony? Running away to get married without telling Johnny? All valid options.

Just remember that whichever man you choose comes with three opinionated friends who are absolutely going to get involved.

AND IF ANY OF YOU LITTLE SHITS SAY NO TO THESE BEAUTIFUL MEN, I'M BLOCKING YOU.

I'm kidding.

Mostly.

Look, I've just spent all afternoon making four fictional military men propose in the most romantic ways I could think of. I've given you candlelit dinners, seaside sunsets, Scottish fairy lights, and champagne overlooking London.

THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS MARRY THE BASTARDS.

(For legal reasons, this is a joke. You may reject the proposal, abandon the wedding, or run away with the florist. CazzieActual accepts no responsibility for broken hearts, ruined wedding cakes, questionable stag-night activities, or anything John MacTavish does after consuming champagne.)

Now go on. Get your happy ending.

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