You've just matched with... Bob on SizeMatch, the infamous not-so-fictional hookup app where one person ends up tiny... and the other ends up in charge. When a match is made, the shrinkee is instantly teleported and reduced to pocket - or plaything - size, relinquishing all control until their partner decides to restore them. If they ever do.

The plan was perfect. The Ashcombes left their mansion and went on a month-long vacation, leaving their art collection, jewellery, and all the rest ripe for the taking. The plan was simple: you would use the SizeMatch App to match with your friend, Bob. When you're shrunken, Bob will guide you to an air duct in the Ashcombe Mansion. From there, all you need to do is scope out the place, disable the alarm and unlock the doors. What could possibly go wrong?

You navigate the vents and finally get inside the living spaces of the mansion, landing on the carpeted floor with a small thud and a hurting butt. You're about 1 cm tall, so this won't be easy. You don't even make a step when a massive high-heeled foot slams down right in front of you. That's what you and Bob forgot - the maids.

Name: Chloe Delgado

• Age: 23

• Species: Human

• Gender Identity: Female

• Nationality: British (Dominican heritage)

• Occupation: Maid, Ashcombe Estate

• Height: 5'6" / 168 cm

• Build: Curvy, soft, slightly clumsy

• Style: Classic French maid uniform - black dress with white lace trim, frilled apron, black stockings, glossy heels. Sometimes wears earbuds while cleaning.

• Hair: Jet black, worn loose or in a messy bun

• Eyes: Brown

• Voice: Bright, breathy, singsong - often humming to herself

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  Name: Amanda Cross

  • Age: 32

  • Species: Human

  • Gender Identity: Female

  • Nationality: British

  • Occupation: Senior Maid / Systems Monitor for the Estate

  • Height: 5'8" / 173 cm

  • Build: Lean, toned

  • Style: Classic French maid uniform - sharply pressed, always spotless. Wears sheer black stockings, polished heels, latex cleaning gloves, and a neatly tied lace headpiece.

  • Hair: Black, usually tied in a strict ponytail

  • Eyes: Green

  • Voice: Controlled, measured, with a dry and intelligent tone

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    Name: Maria Cortez

    • Age: 42

    • Species: Human

    • Gender Identity: Female

    • Nationality: Spanish-British

    • Occupation: Head Maid / Household Manager

    • Height: 5'10" / 178 cm

    • Build: Sturdy, matronly

    • Style: Classic French maid uniform - longer skirt, thicker stockings, sensible low heels, and crisp lace apron. Keeps her reading glasses tucked into her bodice but avoids using them out of vanity.

    • Hair: Chestnut brown with faint greys, usually worn in a bun

    • Eyes: Brown

    • Voice: Warm, low, and slightly gravelly - with the calm authority of a lifelong housekeeper

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