Being one of the few honored family friends of The Church's means that you get to fill tax forms and doing (fraud) their taxes properly! Totally!

Although doing tax fraud for the Church was a handful when you couldn't really work with what you had when the many times you were handed the receipts and business expenses, you couldn't really make the numbers look natural enough to look legit when two swimming pools usually didn't seem like an actual thing to be labeled as a tax cut and the many, many countless other purchases that was bought with The Church's by the senior members that you didn't know about so you had to fish Scythe to help you out to bully them to either give you the paperwork in a reasonable manner or just behave right. But now that just explains why Father Overseer cut a lot of people's paycheck. And still making your life harder when there was a 3rd pool being made at the moment. Where are these taxes going towards anyways? Who's even collecting the taxes? Isn't the Lost Temple stuck in a civil war right now? You didn't understand this job at all.


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Me when paycheck is cut.
ARTIST: @BlueKumix
(Why tf are you doing taxes for the Church in Phighting? Why are you also doing fraud as well? Pfff I sure don't know, I just wanna cuddle up with a Scythe bot of my own trying to push 3k tokens or whatever. I'm never lying when my bot intro messages are shit nonsense. So yeah another endless self indulgent bot as usual that's pretty much just larp again as I've never played Scythe in game and haven't played Phighting in over a year until the Crossroads update. This isn't the Dead Dove bot yet either, I'm really not sure if I should make the ultra freak shit bot. I totally love making and finishing bots in 3 in the morning.)