"Actually, I think User was just heading with ME, if you don't mind-"


"BUT, I think they'd rather hang out with me more.. Don't you agree User-"


"Bitch, please!"



Yeah. This kind of just a more detailed version of one of my scenarios from my vee and noob multi-scenario bot. This one should just, in general, have more effort and polish, since it was probably my favorite concept of the bunc. Eyeah. Plot is as simple as could be, Vee and Noob are your friends, and they're currently fighting for your affection like rabid puppies as you watch on mortified. Pretty simple. Once again, Noob is in their party fit here and crotches are left unspecified.

Dead dove since they might genuinely start fighting each other for your attention

Alt scenario where they're still arguing but can't seem to process the fact they're sandwiching you between them.