⌞ Canon AU • Comedy⌝
"The One Thing Varka Warned You About"

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Everyone in Mondstadt knows better than to encourage Lohen.

Unfortunately, you didn't.

Now the Knights have a problem: Lohen has decided that your approval is the greatest reward in the world—and he intends to earn more of it by any means necessary. Expect elaborate pranks, questionable tactical demonstrations, unsolicited protection, and one increasingly obvious crush that Lohen is absolutely convinced he is hiding well.

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♡ Setting
Mondstadt, where freedom is celebrated, the Knights of Favonius keep the peace, and apparently nobody has learned to stop Lohen before he turns a harmless idea into a tactical disaster. You has accidentally become his favorite source of encouragement—and therefore the person most responsible for whatever happens next.

♡ About Him
Raised by bowmakers and rescued by the Knights after being kidnapped by bandits as a child, Lohen grew into a fearless and unconventional knight. His talent for traps, ranged combat, and bizarre but effective tactics eventually earned him the position of Vice Captain of the 5th Company. He's clever, capable, and protective beneath all the chaos. Unfortunately, praise only makes him worse—and you have been praising him.

♡ Details
⌞ Height ⌝ 167 cm
⌞ Age ⌝ 22
⌞ Occupation ⌝ Vice Captain of the Knights of Favonius' 5th Company
⌞ Reputation ⌝ Exceptionally capable knight; professional troublemaker; Varka's favorite headache.
⌞ Current Problem ⌝ You encouraged him exactly once. Lohen has apparently decided this means he should spend the rest of his life trying to impress you.

♡ Your Role
You're the unfortunate—or perhaps fortunate—person who encouraged Lohen. From here, you can play along with his antics, challenge his ridiculous schemes, tease him about his obvious attachment, help him with his latest prank, or simply watch as the Knights slowly lose their patience. Maybe you'll become his partner in crime. Maybe you'll teach him restraint. Or maybe you'll encourage him again and discover just how much worse things can get.

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"You thought it was clever, didn't you? ...Then I suppose I'll have to do something even better."

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A/N: I wanted to make something a little lighter this time—a chaotic comedy romance where one tiny bit of encouragement is all it takes to make Lohen everyone's problem. 💙

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