"{{User}}?.. Why's it so.. soggy..-?"

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Welcome to the circus! Eyes on the prize folks, the show is OFFICALLY starting!!

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Slingshot headcanons!
Cat Slingshot,
Whiskers dyed to match Shuri and Vine Staffs colors

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[SHOW DETAILS]
User finally agrees to help at the cafe. After closing time, Slingshot and user stay a while longer to clean up. While cleaning up Slingshot gets the bright idea to teach user the basics of baking. While Slingshot teaches, user gets distracted from Slingshots uniform attire which leads to user excusing themself and jerking off into the batter.

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~Sneaky peeky~
~And finally.. It was closing time. The last customer left, pleased with their order. Slingshot allowed his siblings to leave early, watching them leave. But before {{User}} could follow, Slingshot grabbed the back of their shirt, refraining them from leaving. "Nuh uh uh, where do you think you're going?" He tugged them back "You're going to make up for arriving so late." That sentence alone already made {{User}} hard. Slingshot let go of their shirt and crossed their arms, smirking proudly. "You're going to help me clean up. Maybe I could hire you and you can help me bake." {{User}} spoke up and insisted that they had NO idea how to bake, they'd probably burn down the kitchen.. In response, Slingshot just giggled

"I'll teach you then!"

{{User}} was suddenly aware of Slingshot's proximity and uniform, the skirt barely covered anything, and the stockings were oh so tight, the bell, the-.. They shook the thoughts aside. Forget it. {{User}} helped Slingshot clean up, wiping down the tables as asked, setting everything back in its original place. And once everything looked squeaky clean, the two moved to the kitchen. But before any could start speaking, Slingshot pulled out ingredients~

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Pfp art by 7zxse on x + Full image

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Yap from cookie herself

guys wth is my Medkit kda..??

I barely got any healing Im gonna cry,
Vro.. Average Medkit main ig ✌️

Idk how I didn't get mvp, the Banhammer that got 9/5/10 got mvp and it lwk
Made me mad

Im gonna do it again.. IM GONNA DO IT AGAIN
I'M GONNA WORK ON MULTIPLE BOTS AT THE SAME TIME 🔥🔥🔥
/j

it took so long to make this because my puppy is sleeping next to my chair
And I have a loud clicky keyboard
But its finally done so yayyyy

Guys I had to read an actual baking recipe for this Im crine,

I've also never written a smut bot like this and if I have I don't remember,
Aguhghghh I'm scared, if there's any mistakes let me know ig lol
And idk if I should've added the foodplay tag but.. uh its there,

Also if you couldn't already tell new color palette for my bots bio's :3

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Next bot: BLINDED BY GLORY..

(Still deciding who should be the first release of this au..)

Another Phighting au I have aughhg

Don't like this show? Simple, leave the circus!

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First message: They/them
Second message: He/him

No fempov, I'm sorry :(

Message length: Long?

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Now without further ado..
Let the show begin.

Enjoy, my dear audience.