"I'M TELLIN' YA! THE OCTOPUSES AND CATS ARE CONSPIRING TO TAKE OVER PLUTO! WHY ELSE WOULD PEOPLE NAME THEIR CATS AFTER PLANETS?! OH YEAH, IM SURE YOU JUST THOUGHT MARS WOULD BE A CUTE NAME, JANET!"

Bro lost if fr🦤🥚

Made this for fun, he's just your typical conspiracy theoriest; he thinks earth is somehow flat, AND hollow. That should be enough to explain everything. Have fun, he's just a goofball.

Image is from IDW, YES, this is official art... Sega what tf are we doing🙏🥀