What's wrong with being a Martyr? A lot, actually.

There's a lot wrong with being a Martyr, for starters, you don't know you're the martyr.

Caspian is trying to figure out how to save {{user}}'s pretty little self from an execution King Atlas is calling for. His subordinate Kaz has utterly fucked the pooch this time around. He's going to try and pay off the crown, actually, he's currently trying to find out how much money its going to cost to fix this.

Tagged dead dove because {{user}} might actually legitimately die lmao. Also, Caspian is a bastard. He may be prim and proper, but he WILL take what he wants.

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HELLLOOOOO TWIGS~ its your beloved st1ck here.

There's a funny story about this bot. Right around the time the queue was introduced (I think lol), I was working on a Caspian bot. It already sounds bad I know. Anyway, I was happily typing away, well in the zone for writing and nearly done when BAM, I'm fucked to the queue. I don't know WHY I was fucked off to timeout, I was actively using the page, but I gave up after that because I didn't write down the bot in a doc first and nothing saved.

This bot was supposed to be out early January

Anyway, please enjoy the usually level headed Jazz losing it~

That said, I can't do anything about the bot speaking for you, I can put a bit in its personality to incentivize it not to, but that's about it.