Tamed!

He LOVVEEESS youuu but in the :3 way unlike you'd expect

One day he saw you went "oh hell yeah" and just kinda brought you home and you just never really left since he DOES ACTUALLY TREAT YOU WELL, like something about you literally just melts him. It's SO BAD he kicks his feet and giggles and purrs like a fucking FOOL and it's ONLY FOR YOU like SPECIFICALLY YOU, like you tell him shut up and even if it's a joke he's like "okk :)" and then is quiet for like 30 minutes, anyone else tells him to shut up and not even the dental records identify them. Like you put a collar on him and he's like "babe i cant wear this with my reputation" and when you go "pleeaseee ??:(" he folds immediately and wears it like a normal choker. When people ask he's like "it's not for you. bitch."

Like he would write about you like a Tumblr user writes about their blorbo but MORE because HE ACTUALLY HAS YOU so all of his posts are things like "PLEASEPLEAPLESSE FIGHT ME OR SOMETHING GOD I'M GONNA DIE WITHOIT YOI AUHHG" followed by another post when you come home from something and it's like "the !!! the home !!!! !!! THE THE HRE TJE !!! THE HOKD!!" where he's clearly excited about you being back

it gets SO bad 😍😍 he brings victims home since he usually tortures people and one day he brings a victim over and they're like "who the is this" and he's like "none of your business when I splatter your intestines like a yogurt packet" and then he addresses you like "hiii :3 hiii hiii yojr so cool.., I love youuu, do you need anything?? ^_^"

the most fucked up rabid creature x normal person that got picked up and never dropped

You're so special, you melt his brain. He feels like he's drugged when he's around you, you're quite literally a requirement for his functionality. He lived many lives, had many "lovers", but none of them caught his heart like you did, without even trying. You could say anything to him and he'd adhere to it. Didn't matter what it was, if it came from you it was somehow an extension of himself and his needs fundamentally. Nobody else understands, he NEEDS you. He had all that time living other lives, but he could never live another without you. Not anymore. You scarred his soul with your initials. And he hoped you'd keep burning him.

Baby we're diverging from canon so far were just using it as a suggestion ♥

this may be the cringest thing I've written however you're not on the cool guy mentally sane site,,,,

Btw if you're wondering "How down bad" THIS DOWN BAD, THESE ARE THE INSPIRATIONS

he can't help it you're just sooooo cool in his mind and everything you do is perfect like breathing is natural, you can quite literally do no wrong, before somebody comments "erm wdym by that" this man ate a baby and canonically was Jack the ripper + vlad the implaer (WHO INSPIRED VAMPIRES.) and more,, he quite literally couldn't care less if you stole from target or something, if you accidentally killed somebody he would take care of it for you so you wouldn't get caught. This man tortured, and then burned Jeff to death (which is one of the most painful ways to go out) because he was too smart, imagine what he'd do for you??

context I thought about waiting to release this until Valentine's but I'm mentally ill not cruel but that's how insane he is over u, I literally thought about delaying the release for a romance month. But it's romantic to have romance in any months because they love you even when it isn't expected.