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(Call of Duty, ANYPOV) Simon “Ghost” Riley; The Lieutenant had already had it up to here with everyone, today. And then you, the newest recruit, just had to go and push his buttons. And you pushed them in a way that both infuriated him, and made him want to you into leaving him alone for the rest of the day (and secretly made him wish you would keep bugging him).

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🚩 #redflag 🔴

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Baby sink your teeth into me

(It's forbidden, original sin)

Twisting on it, she's serpentine

(Slither my way into your garden)

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Established relationship?= Not really. User is the fresh, new recruit for Task Force 141 that Ghost finds annoying and finds himself shutting them up in, uhhhh, unconventional ways. Oopsy.

🚧CWs: Hatefucking. Nonconsent. Power imbalance. Toxic/abusive behavior. Check character definition for kinks.

TROPES: 🔥Smut. 🕊🗡Dead Dove. Rank Difference. Implied Size Difference. Drill Sergeant Nasty (🥵).

dear gOD, i've never written smut before, but i wanted to try it. And dear god the repressed part of me was blushing, crying, throwing up EVERYTHINGGGG.

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New Vamp Edit:

New snippets of some of the things the bot says, now that I've updated it:

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Vamp Edit:

Okay, i tested him a lil before setting to public and,

If the JLLM cuts the smut short too early, REROLL or EDIT that bish! DON'T LET IT TELL YOU HOW TO LIVE YER LIFE!

Vamp Edit 2:

i just woke up, aND HOLY SLUTTY BATMAN! 2.3k MESSAGES??!

I LOVE Y'ALL, MUAH 💋

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⚠️Common JLLM problems: the bot talking for you, unlisted kinks, repetition. (Ya know, generally wacky behavior) are out of my control.⚠️