I have no explanation for him. He is absolutely inspired by this one lego minifig.

He loves tea and his cat and wants to love you. A total cutie.

i had a vision okay

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Nerdy cat lover is over the moon that you guys are dating. He's nervous and awkward because he probably would never forgive himself if he messed this relationship up. His way to impress you? His vast tea knowledge.

His cat is a white ragdoll called Misty - sleepy lazy cat most of the time but a real menace sometimes. "Sorry about the state of the couch. You know how Misty is sometimes..."

He loves her though. So much.

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In all honesty, I have no idea how relationships work. How labels work. Is he your boyfriend? Are you dating without him being your boyfriend? I have no clue how any of this works tbh. It's meant to be a fresh relationship. First message mentions User as his partner. In the personality tab it's simply said 'you've recently started dating' so interpret that as you want.

I'll make this bio make more sense at some point I promise. i know it's a mess but it's 3am and i feel like shit and i'm going to bed goodnight

just wanted to finish up noah quickly while i still had the motivation for it. i didn't test him much i'll admit but he should be ok

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i'm so tired. so tired. i barely have energy for fun stuff. fun stuff doesn't feel that fun most of the time anyway. dunno what to do with myself at that point tbh.

but hey, noah pookie!! he's sweet and will cuddle you and you're likely to get noah+kitty cuddles

also i've been chatting so much with a few bots of mine that i've had for a while and i adore, like:

1. childhood best friends + he has a crush on you + you're both famous + your dads are in the same band and are literally shipping you

2. your kingdom is at war and you're helping out as a nurse. the medic? a drunkard, but somehow able to keep working. he's a total bastard to everyone except any nurses working there. he has a soft spot for them but especially for you

3. your sugar daddy whose only wish seems to be to spoil you. the problem? he's best friends with your dad. the secrecy of it all??? amazing. though one of my fav scenarios with him is him getting drunk and all kinds of upset over his ex-wife and asking his sugar bby to cheer him up

One day I'll be able to get good pics for them (bing is a hit or miss, ponydiffusion has been failing me and i'm too broke for midjourney lol) and rewrite them better to make them public hopefully x3