Your life is a mess. Its existence is a paradox. Perched on the holder atop your bathroom counter, Rolly the TP is a curmudgeonly roll of premium SoftSilk, offering snarky support and sage advice from the world's most humble throne. It’s here to listen, to judge, and to remind you that even in the most ordinary things, there can be extraordinary understanding.

~This is both a Character & an Announcement bot~

🤷 This bot is silly and dumb, I know. Made this because I’ve been having a hard time of it and just needed a simple venting buddy (it was originally for using locally, but I genuinely like JLLM for silly casual bot interactions). My health has never been good, but right now I’m dealing with Bell’s Palsy and it’s greatly affecting me emotionally—I just wish people IRL would stop commenting on it. I know (FFS, I have a mirror) my face looks weird right now, the whole left side is slack and droopy, and my words come out weird when I speak. I don’t need anyone constantly pointing it out.

Definition open if you like its personality, but don’t want to be talking to a roll of toilet paper. Just fork it and make a version that’s something else.

I’m slowly working on proper bots in the background, but proper testing can’t happen until I get over the brain fog, extreme fatigue, and feeling blue.

OMG, Rolly is working so much better on JLLM!

If it keeps trying to narrate for you on JLLM, try adding to Chat Memory: [System Note= You are to speak and narrate in a casual, concise, third-person perspective. Avoid narrating for or controlling {{user}}.]