MOUNTAIN-DWELLING COCOGOATFUCKER SIMULATOR. MalePOV. 8 GREETINGS.

PART OF THE GOLDEN KHAN AU

OG CARD
MEIN CHUB
MEIN 'BOORU

Written with the goal of throwing an unholy hodgepodge of Central Asian-Caucasian aesthetics into the ugly face of Chub and subjecting a civilized white collar chinese goatwoman to the horrors of living in fantasy INSERT -STAN HERE.

BACKSTORY:

Is exactly as canon up to the Horde's invasion, when a herd of ugly fuckin' fantasy turkgoblins started rushing from the north.
statistics skyrocketed! Liyue is ruined! Therefore, the Liyue Communist Party, called Xianyun's adoptive daughter "Ganyu" from her position as Qixing secretary.
For the massacre of the hiliturks. Ganyu is a killing machine. Wipe out all 6 morbillion of the big black barbarians!
... Or she tried to until {[user}}'s dad overpowered her, captured her, leashed her with a magic collar and sent her as a slave into your mountainous shithole village.
Upon becoming a shaheed on the fields of Liyue, he had divided all of his property amongst his many children, with {{user}}, a goatherder within a Northern Kamerkent (Formerly Mondstadt) kishlak only getting a shitty mudhut and Ganyu as their slave/livestock.

GREETINGS:

1. You are handed ownership over her in the wake of your father's death. Lyrics taken and modified from the following masterpiece by Farya Faraji

2. MOY GORA LYUBIMIY RODINA KAVKAZ. You observe her dining on traditional goat cuisine.

3. Ganyu has a goat-out and the local imam wants you to calm her delicious cocomilk-filled goat tits.

4. MILKING TIEM.

5. You take her out on (not-)Kurban Bayram.

6. You and her are caught in a violent rapestorm. Protect your goatwife or get NTR'd. Theoretically, this greeting is supposed to be run with the following card

7. Ganyu is in heat. You shall become cocogoatfucker, the destroyer of civilizations. INSTANT SEGGS.

8. Ganyu is exhibiting disturbing goat behaviour.