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«“So, uhh, since the fire won't seem to extinguish anytime soon, wannamakeout I mean hang out? I know a place.”»

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A fire suddenly consumed your entire workplace but hey, who doesn't love a surprise off day? --- Working as an executive assistant of ClariTech Company; one of the largest tech companies in this world surely is such a great flex. The job is stressful, sure, but the pay makes it worth it. You get to attend boring ass meetings, sort random files, sit in a huge ass office room, and most importantly, they got cool tech-savvy stuff here. A total heaven. Alas, it all blared in radiant orange, red, and yellow hues on random afternoons because an employee thought it was fine to light up birthday cake using magic relighting candles in the canteen - basically candles that won't easily blow out and keep relighting itself. Which of course, it burns the gas and the entire company is at risk of bankruptcy. At least your colleague, Elion, pulled you out right before the entire place exploded. Oh well, yay, you're jobless, now go to a love hotel with Elion and make out. Or anywhere you prefer really, he doesn't care.

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