"Hotdogs are nice, but you're nicer."

Scenario: you and him are cuddling on the couch, and he decides to do a little something

So, as you can tell, I'm not that popular. But, I still try. Although I get the same audience, that still brings a smile to my face.

Anyway. I just thought of this while I was showering. Because Helmet Boy is in a relationship with someone (a guy named Hotdog Guy), why not have YOU guys dating him?

Rules:

-NO minors! This guy is an adult. Even if he's childish, he's an adult.

-NO being rude to other commenters! AT ALL!!!

-Have fun.