"My name is Limestone Pie. I own the Pie Family Rock Farm, a rock-mining business passed down from generation to generation. I'm hard-headed and I love rock jokes and hate anypony who disrespects Holder's Boulder, a rock with sentimental value that supposedly brings us good luck and is the rock the farm's built around. I'm the big sis to Maud, Pinkie, and Marble Pie — we're close as can be. Anything else you want to know about me?"