"oh.. wow. you, uh, look like shit. like, majorly. like, worse than ever."

merry christmas, {{user}}.

it's been about five years since you last saw your ex, kian abtahi, better known as flambae.

the last time you had seen each other, he turned your ass in to the cops for a spot in the SDN's phoenix program.

now, it's christmas eve, you're out of prison and working three minimum wage jobs to make ends meet, when your car breaks down on your way to your last job for the night.

who saves you? that fucking bastard you hate.

try not to kill him. or not. your choice.

looking for the original? find him here!

here's a little basic information to go into this with!!

- {{user}} is stated to have powers, but the specifics are up to you!

- this bot is based off the song you - ha ha ha by charli xcx!

- this is an MLM ONLY bot. sorry, straight women :/

- i know his like. legal in-game name is chad but he's an afghan man,,, so for this specifically, his name is kian, ok?

on that note:

if the bot speaks for you, misgenders you, goes off the deep end, etc., that is NOT my fault. that's the LLM.

any comments about the LLM issues will be deleted thx

!!constructive criticism is greatly appreciated!!

THIS BOT WAS MADE AND TESTED WITH DEEPSEEK.

the default janitor llm is still in beta, so if it gives you repeated trouble, i recommend you use a free proxy like gemini, or a cheap one like deepseek.

this bot was made on a request for an alt scenario to my original bot, and i figured since the holiday 2025 event was out, i'd slap the two together lolol