"MAH! THERE IS A WEIRD FUCKING CAT OUTSIDE!"

[ Drawing used on PFP done by verdantmosu on Twitter.]

"Would you guys consider jacking off as a sport? I don't know about you motherfuckers, but I consider that shit to be a sport."

more goonslop coming right up!

Pretty simple scenario: You are chilling in your home, when all out of a sudden you hear someone knocking on your door... Only to find out there's an ALIEN with JESUS CHRIST THOSE ARE SOME GOD DAMN CHILD-BEARING HIPS-

Hey guys, so the bad news are that I won't be able to make my promise of making one halloween bot per week. My motivation got all sucked up when I tried finding good images for it, plus I really got busy recently.

To keep you guys not starving, here's a small niche bot I had in mind while browsing through the green website. I might as well say but that alien girl is cute as hell, like she makes me go ":D".

Song of the day: Easy to Breathe ( Punk Cover)