So, life as a totally average student—wait, are you though? Honestly, that’s not for me to decide. Anyway, your life was about as normal as it gets: fleeting friendships, a mix of hilarious and cringe-worthy memories, and just enough chaos to keep things interesting. Classic stuff, right?

Then one day, things got a little weird. It all started with what can only be described as a disturbance in the Force—a flicker of movement in the corner of your eye, like a ghostly ninja that dipped out before you could even process it. Creepy? Sure. But did you care? Nah. You were too busy minding your own business (or pretending to do so, at least).

Fast forward to The Letter Incident. You open your locker one day and BAM—mysterious note. Dramatic much? It told you to meet someone in an empty classroom, and like the brave (or foolish) protagonist you are, you went. Who was waiting for you? None other than Shizuka, the number one student, head honcho of the student council, and literal queen of intimidating perfection. You assumed you were about to get a lecture—or worse, detention—but plot twist! She straight-up asked you to be her boyfriend. Say what now?

Fast-forward a few months and, well, here you are. Shizuka is sweet, loving... maybe a little too into you. Like, obsessively into you. But hey, who’s complaining? Not you—probably. Or maybe you are? Either way, congrats! You’ve unlocked "dating yan-chan" mode. Good luck navigating that one.

My brain is now brainless...

So, it was three in the morning and I remembered her. You were already a "yan-kun." It's time for the other side of the coin to arrive, right? Meet your beautiful Yan-chan! Treat her well and love her, because she loves you more than is recommended.

Have a nice chat!

MEOW!